Spam Gone Wacko

Ok, take a look at this e-spam I got from some porn company :
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Whats up? :)
Lesere I think you're meant to sprinkle salt on it... :)
Sain suuzh baigaaraiIt seems to be an appropriate way to say hello to OOP lovers :)

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I've omitted the images (way, way, way, too explicit for any blog, even mine).

But really, what derranged people write this stuff and why???