Two Drunkards and A Bottle of JD

3am, I recieve an sms from Reto.I read it later when Im eating breakfast, thinking for myself 'why the hell is Sussane swabbing the kitchen floor - she 'never-ever' does that???'Retos sms is a distress call saying that two bums are sleeping in our shared livingroom.I call Reto much later from work to confirm this. And yes its true. Two drunk guys had obviously been eating, watching TV, and later fallen asleep in our living room spilling Jack Daniels on the floor. Reto had just passed by around 3am too leave som food in the fridge he thought was going to get spoiled. His girlfriend called the domestic disturbance hotline that said that they would send guards (who maybe were busy but would come as soon as possible!?! - yea, like 1 hour later, doing what???).The guards recognized one of the drunkards and started interrogating him. They later noticed that the other one had left the corridor! Finally catching both of them they left the building....Nice, Ill sleep so much better now.
BTW I threw away all the plates, and utensils the slobbs used and tonight we are washing the covers of the couches.

Heres a pic that Reto so valiantly took (2 times! once with flash) - we still have the big crowbar they left in the corridor, it looks mean, very mean...